Landlord’s Name: “I live with my deceased mother”
Criminal History: “Not applicable”
Criminal History: “I had a situation”
Address: “My license plate”
Pets: “5 pit bulls, all service animals”
Pets: “1 emotional support monkey & his emotional support bird”
Pets: “1 tarantula emotional support service animal, with Internet certificate”
Landlord: “We don’t know who we write our check to”
Employment: “Exotic entertainment therapist”
Income: “$10,000/month + tips”
Employment: “Church pastor”
Credit Report: “$250,000 of student loans in collections”
Occupants: “0 Adults + 2 Children = 6”