INTERESTING THINGS WE HAVE SEEN ON RENTAL APPLICATIONS

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Landlord’s Name: “I live with my deceased mother”

Criminal History: “Not applicable”

Criminal History: “I had a situation”

Address: “My license plate”

Pets: “5 pit bulls, all service animals”

Pets: “1 emotional support monkey & his emotional support bird”

Pets: “1 tarantula emotional support service animal, with Internet certificate”

Landlord: “We don’t know who we write our check to”

Employment: “Exotic entertainment therapist”
Income: “$10,000/month + tips”

Employment: “Church pastor”
Credit Report: “$250,000 of student loans in collections”

Occupants: “0 Adults + 2 Children = 6”